JESUS!

Myuji went to church with me. Nice right? But you know what he was using below his sweater a Black Sabbath t-shirt. What an ass.
Now as a punishment I will tie him to a bench at church and he’ll stay there for 3 days and will drink holy water. Old people will slap him and priests will give him long and boring chats about how his life sucks.
Myuji’s conversion shall come soon or else…

Letter to the female gender

Dear Females,

Yes we, males, are stupid. We can’t understand you easily. We can’t please you in every way every time. We can’t just read you body language. We CAN’T, as much as you think it’s easy and anyone can do it… you are wrong.

But dearest females, you are also wrong. You, in your coldness, don’t see that we are humans with feelings too. We are needy, you need to show us care, you need to show us your feelings, you need to show us love. We have breakable feelings too. We suffer, we are not a stick or a meatball. 

Why is that we have always to be wrong? Why is that MALES are animals? Why is that you can’t be able to sit down and gently discuss a topic without having small things hiding in every word?

BE CLEAR, BE HONEST, BE TRUE. Don’t lie, don’t hide, don’t believe you are always right. Share, Understand, Feel, live life not only for you but for both. Don’t be selfish, don’t assume, don’t ignore, don’t make us feel bad. Give back, don’t stab us, don’t feel better, don’t feel less… 

We are both human, we are both the same, we are after all evolved and smart creatures….

Hoping you will undersand us more,

A warm greeting,

The male society of the world.

Life in 2.0

To rant or not to rant. That’s a difficult question.

This would be my experiment number 3 million with blogs. In past times I was able to be a steady blogger based on my life, opinions and things that happen day to day. I left it several times because I “lacked” of time and used my time to procastrinate in diverse ways. Last night I was ranting in my head, just like I basically do everyday… so I thought well why don’t I go back to the blogging world.

And so here am I, yet again. Trying to tell a story, my story, our story… to prevail. 

In the past I used to write in my beautiful and lovely spanish and intended to keep my friends in contact with whatever was in my head. I still would like to do that but this time in English. Why? Well… why not?  I mean, after all they have to practice their skills and I need to be a better writer. Although, I’m sure that blogging might not improve my writing technique it will surely allow me to write on a regular basis and hopefully from time to time I’ll be able to succeed on ranting something cool or sharing something that hopefully some people will like.

Anyways, to you whoever you are reading. Welcome back to my life and my 2.0 randomness. 

Let’s get it started!