I might be thinking on retaking this bastard… we’ll see!
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Jun
09
Back…?
27
Dec
08
ENG 1011: Postponed
Due to inclement drinking, the class ENG 1011 (Principles of Engineering partying) has been postponed. Most of the teachers are either still wasted or with a massive hangover. TA’s are preparing the drinking labs but they’re partially unavailable due to drink mixing and tape recording.
Please be kind to sign up for ENG 1012 (Principles of Engineering anti-Hangover methods)… IT’S A REQUIREMENT to pass ENG 1011!!!
12
Dec
08
Letter to the female gender
Dear Females,
Yes we, males, are stupid. We can’t understand you easily. We can’t please you in every way every time. We can’t just read you body language. We CAN’T, as much as you think it’s easy and anyone can do it… you are wrong.
But dearest females, you are also wrong. You, in your coldness, don’t see that we are humans with feelings too. We are needy, you need to show us care, you need to show us your feelings, you need to show us love. We have breakable feelings too. We suffer, we are not a stick or a meatball.
Why is that we have always to be wrong? Why is that MALES are animals? Why is that you can’t be able to sit down and gently discuss a topic without having small things hiding in every word?
BE CLEAR, BE HONEST, BE TRUE. Don’t lie, don’t hide, don’t believe you are always right. Share, Understand, Feel, live life not only for you but for both. Don’t be selfish, don’t assume, don’t ignore, don’t make us feel bad. Give back, don’t stab us, don’t feel better, don’t feel less…
We are both human, we are both the same, we are after all evolved and smart creatures….
Hoping you will undersand us more,
A warm greeting,
The male society of the world.
08
Dec
08
Words of wisdom
When you believe you’ve tried everything, rethink about it. You still tried nothing…
When you believe you know it all, forget it. We have to always start again…
05
Dec
08
One small step for kids…
…and a giant leap for the Teddy Bear race!
UK space agency appears to be way much more intelligent than NASA. Instead of spending billions of dollars on impressive robots that can perform all sorts of tasks, United Kingdom decided to allow teddy bears to do the hard job only a teddy bear can do… look cute everywhere!
BBC note on the teddy nauts.
In here you can see how cute this two plushy little things are. Right right?
Now I’ll be designing cute little plushy spaceships for them too! WOOO!!
On an unusual move from the nerd scientific community, Nerds from all over the world presented a theory in where they believe thatAngular Momentum, and not love like the popular belief, makes the world go round. Many zombie mobs of romantic douche bags attacked primary centers for science and nerdness, like colleges, universities, NASA headquarters and Walmarts all over the USA.
More on this shocking news later. Stay tuned for updates on the outrage against nerds!
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