Engineers’ Creed

1. All engineers were created the same and understand that they are superior to all other majors ever to exist.

2. Engineers drink from thursday to saturday.

3. Coffee is almost as important as a beer.

4. Smoking by any mean is a vice, is a stress reliever. Engineers then smoke on regular basis.

5. Applied physics is a daily life necessity, like eating or using a bathroom.

6. Never underestimate the power of a Free Body Diagram.

7. Everything can be explained using math, even your inexistent social life.

8. Networking is to share information and all put money for the beer during the weekends.

 

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Optative Subject: ENG 1013

Eng 1013 (Principles of the drunk dealing and fighting)

Understand: Engineers are very susceptible to aggression while drinking. A good engineer might not know how to flirt but when the time to fight comes, all the physics principles can be applied to give the perfect punch. 

Drunk people like to disturb and destroy other peoples party. A drunk engineer would like to take this problem into the street and solve it himself. Fighting requires big balls, no glasses and a group of other friends to get your back. 

Applications: Elimination of party poopers, “woo” dudes, retards, disrespectful people, etc 

 

This subject is optative to every engineer and not required for any other class. However, to be properly prepared to any party you should definitely take this class!