Engineers’ Creed

1. All engineers were created the same and understand that they are superior to all other majors ever to exist.

2. Engineers drink from thursday to saturday.

3. Coffee is almost as important as a beer.

4. Smoking by any mean is a vice, is a stress reliever. Engineers then smoke on regular basis.

5. Applied physics is a daily life necessity, like eating or using a bathroom.

6. Never underestimate the power of a Free Body Diagram.

7. Everything can be explained using math, even your inexistent social life.

8. Networking is to share information and all put money for the beer during the weekends.

 

Learn it and spread it to the world. NOW!

Freedom?!

Yeah, there are assholes in this life that don’t have a drop of common sense and don’t realize what is a dry bottle with can caps and alcohol. I’m pretty sure that a semitransparent liquid and aluminum look the same.

Freedom?

Common sense?

NO A RADICAL and close version of fascism I’d say!

Back

Back in the classrooms

Back to the homeworks

Back to the complains

Back to the pen and paper

Back to the calculator

BACK TO SCHOOL…

… and ReaDY!

Casting shadows

Every past moment casts a shadow in your life. A shadow that can haul all your life or that can leave soon…

Many shadows are haunting my life recently and I’m truly unsure what will the result of them following me. It consumes me, reduces me, annoys me… 

I don’t like to be a shadow following anyone but apparently even if I try hard not to it stays with them making hurting people.

I’m sick of hurting people but I’m sick also to be hurt by others. Why is human kind unable to understand that pain is not ultimately what we like? Why do we need to suffer from the past?

I hate the shadows from the past….

Nightmares

It was the shortest night of my life and still I was having the worse dreams ever! I can’t just sleep anymore it was devastating my unconsciousness several times!

Shit….

I hate nightmares!

Quote: on drinking

Avoid hangovers keep on drinking.

                                - Anonymous 

 

Words of wisdom!

Optative Subject: ENG 1013

Eng 1013 (Principles of the drunk dealing and fighting)

Understand: Engineers are very susceptible to aggression while drinking. A good engineer might not know how to flirt but when the time to fight comes, all the physics principles can be applied to give the perfect punch. 

Drunk people like to disturb and destroy other peoples party. A drunk engineer would like to take this problem into the street and solve it himself. Fighting requires big balls, no glasses and a group of other friends to get your back. 

Applications: Elimination of party poopers, “woo” dudes, retards, disrespectful people, etc 

 

This subject is optative to every engineer and not required for any other class. However, to be properly prepared to any party you should definitely take this class!

2008: The year of disasters

It’s time to look back at the year 2008.

Every year leaves it’s small traces in everyone’s life and 2008 was full of disaster. The previous year everything was excellent, 2007 was clearly the best year of my life but 2008 was full of ups and downs that ended in a massive disaster year. 

Disasters:

- The longest bridge I ever built fell down. After several small detonations and a massive explosion it fell down HARD… there are remnants but at this time is unsure if it can be rebuilt or not. Only time will know.

- I found the most beautiful spot to build a new bridge. It was in the worse place of the world but it appeared to be exactly what I was looking for. I indeed built a small bridge and apparently hard. But not long after I moved it start sinking in strange terrains. My second bridge loss of the year. 

- I was nominated for a great prize. But a massive complot against me and the roller coaster of feelings at the moment turn me down. Lost the prize and won a loser feeling.

- Pillars of my life been damaged but still stand tall. It is hard to evaluate the damage but they’re there. I’m not sure for how long.

To Remember: 

- Moved on, from hell to heaven. Maximizing the time and being in a far better place.

- Saw my basic pillars a few times and learned that no matter how different are from one to another they are the base of my life. 

 

My biggest expectation is that 2009 will be named the year of revelations. Of big revelations in this soon to be engineer. 

My best wishes for you all friends and strangers that read this small rant.